The Last Cruise of the S.S. Minnow
- a murder mystery parody by John Logue

Just sit right back and watch as some old familiar favorites, back from their longer than planned three hour cruise, encounter rough waters, wacky adventures, and murder. It’ll take more than bamboo and coconuts to solve this mystery! Are you up to the task? Featuring Gabriel Vega, Renee Jacqueline Smith, Paul Newman, Sydney Bowling, Tara Loughran, Micaela Lopez, and Heather Byhoffer.

Our prescription for murder...

• We consider this show to be 'parental guidance suggested' for language and thematic elements.
• It takes time to seat everyone for the show. Please arrive 15-20 minutes early so we may start on time.
• Dress is casual. You are welcomed to dress up as your favorite character, or in the time period of the show.
• The show will begin for you the moment you are seated.
• The first course of the meal will generally begin within 15 minutes of the show start. (We know you're hungry)
• The actors will engage you immediately. They will not be offended if you do not wish to engage them back.
• The actors have scenes they will perform, which are vital to the plot and the mystery. When they are performing scenes, please do not interrupt. There is plenty of time between scenes, during meals, etc in order to talk with the suspects.
• The show should last 2-1/2 hours, but depending on audience size and interaction, can be anywhere from 2 to 3 hours in length.
• There may be loud gunshots, and there may be guns pointed at guests. Yes, they are safe props, but the sudden noise can be frightening.
• Dead bodies are not truly dead. Please don't try to prove that they are.
• Clues can be anywhere you can be, at any time.
• Pay close attention to everything if you wish to solve the crimes. Our mysteries are purposefully difficult, but are solveable.
• Liars are liars, and killers are killers. Most killers are also liars.
• Cocktail service will be available on a cash basis, either by a bar in-room or by cocktail waitress.